The HD Movie Podcast

Episode 74: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #9 - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Episode 74 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Your hosts Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell welcome you on their continuing voyage through movies of any year, any genre and any quality.
It's time for the penultimate episode in the second Summer Of Sharks miniseries as Hayley and Darren skip the first two Shark Attack Movies to focus on the infamous SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON!
Infamous? Well, it was the talk of social media for a short while because of a particular line of dialogue in the film, one that will surely follow lead actor John Barrowman around for the rest of his days. And yes, one of our hosts takes one for the time by reciting the line (without trying to spontaneously combust from embarassment).
Elsewhere, does Bulgaria look like Mexico? What happens when you only have one piece of CGI to play with? And do we have a contender for one of the best character names of all time? 
Our very cool Summer Of Sharks theme - plus the rest of the music you here in The HD Movie Podcast - is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
We're wired...

Episode 73: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #8 - Open Water

Episode 73 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell wade through those cinematic waters to bring you another chat about a movie of any genre, any year and any quality.
The second Summer Of Sharks turns darker this episode with a discussion of 2003's OPEN WATER, directed by Chris Kentis and starring Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis. Both Hayley and Darren weren't exactly blown away by their previous viewings of this but did a rewatch turn them around?
The music you hear in the HD Movie Podcast - including the excellent Summer Of Sharks theme - is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
*Talk of gratuitous nudity included*

Episode 72: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #7 - Sharknado 4

Episode 72 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are back to take a swim around the world of movies. Those movies, as you probably know by now, can be of any year, any genre and any quality.
The second Summer Of Sharks continues with another fourth movie in a film franchise. Our hero Fin heads to Las Vegas as a new meteorological menace rears its head(s) in SHARKNADO: THE FOURTH AWAKENS!
When the craziest shark movie series hits the craziest place in the world, do the expected sparks fly? Is the series beginning to run out of steam? Did April survive the falling debris on Sharknado 3? All these questions and more will be answered in this very episode!
The music you hear in the HD Movie Podcast - apart from the Sharknado theme which is playing in your head - is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Apart from the stuff we're discussing here.

Episode 71: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #6 - Jaws: The Revenge

Episode 71 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell once again dive headlong into movies of any year, any genre and any quality.
Your hosts are back to continue their second Summer Of Sharks and this time they're here to finish off the Jaws franchise - or will it finish them? Michael Caine may never have seen this movie but he's certainly in it - it's JAWS: THE REVENGE!
Expect a whole load of chat about the film's wacky plot, Mario Van Peebels channelling the spirit of the Caribbean, Lorraine Gary channelling a different kind of spirit altogether and that's before the subject of a roaring shark rears its head (quite literally, in this film). It's a fun old time!
The music you hear in the HD Movie Podcast - including that nifty shark film intro - is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
This time it's personal!

Episode 70: Special Guests - Mel Gourlay & Paul Huxley

Episode 70 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are your hosts on a continuing journey into the world of movies - any year, any genre, quality.
For the SEVENTIETH episode, something a little different as Hayley and Darren have a chat to filmmakers Melanie Gourlay and Paul Huxley, the warped minds responsible for SEEPERS: A LOVE STORY! We talk fake blood, dick pics, recorded farts, their new project THEY FUCK Y@U UP and more besides!
We also have exclusive musical tracks from They Fuck Y@u Up - very few folks in the world have ever heard them before and we have them right here on this very podcast!
The HD Movie Podcast's theme music and stings are written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram. 
"Jaws Of Our Love" is written and performed by Dan Cooper.
"Suburbs/Suburbs Reprise" is written by Dan Cooper and performed by Dan Cooper and Beth Cooper.
Our guests are on Twitter and Instagram! Mel: @MelLebowsku, Paul: @huxathon.
Seepers: A Love Story's Twitter handle is @SeepersMovie, They Fuck Y@u Up's handle is @TheyFuckYuUp.
Continuing with this seemingly endless list of social media IDs, you can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast".
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
Now get out there and make something!

Episode 69: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #5 - Dark Tide (Guest: Cait Orton)

Episode 69 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell take the plunge into movies of any year, any genre and any quality.
The second Summer Of Sharks is about to hit its halfway point and Special Guest Cait Orton is back for her second episode in a row, this time to give her thoughts on 2012's DARK TIDE which stars Halle Berry and is directed by John Stockwell.
Cait and our hosts talk underwater photography, marine tourism and the importance of getting the technical aspects correct even in a fictional work. If you think that all sounds a little too worthy and serious, Cait and Hayley also have to ensure Darren does not allow his Halle Berry worship to spiral out of control.
The HD Movie Podcast's music is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
If you want to catch up with Cait on social media, she's there: @kaytorton on Twitter, kaytorton on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
We love you, Halle!

Episode 68: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #4 - She Gods Of Shark Reef (Guest: Cait Orton)

Episode 68 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell dive into movies of any year, any genre and any quality.
The podcast's second Summer Of Sharks is into its fourth week and this time our hosts are joined by a returning guest! Shark fan Cait Orton is here to talk 1958's SHE GODS OF SHARK REEF, directed by genre icon Roger Corman.
Are there She Gods? Is there a shark? Is there a reef? We answer those questions as well as discussing the nature of shooting a genuine B-movie, some questionable character choices and a potential "Cannibal Holocaust situation" which undermines the kitsch somewhat.
We have been ordered by Queen Pua to inform you that The HD Movie Podcast's music is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram.
You can also find our fabulous guest Cait on social media: @kaytorton on Twitter, kaytorton on Instagram.
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
Hope you listen all the way to the fin-ish...

Episode 67: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #3 - Bait

Episode 67 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are here for another trip into the world of movies - that's movies of any genre, any year and any quality.
It's the third helping of our second Summer Of Sharks series and strewth, we're heading to Australia to take a look at 2012's BAIT, directed by Kimble Rendall! A tsunami floods a supermarket but that's the least of the staff and shoppers' worries as the water also brings in a bloody great shark! Clean up on Aisle 4...
Your hosts discuss all the usual on screen and behind the scenes stuff you'd expect plus they give their takes on multiple viewings of this movie, including one as part of a Bad Film Club. It is truly bad or just a little misunderstood? Find out here!
The HD Movie Podcast's music is written and performed by Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram. 
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram by searching for "HDMoviePodcast". We're happy to hear from you.
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
Hope you have a bonzer time with this episode!

Episode 66: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #2 - Sharknado 3

Episode 66 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell are your guides to an ongoing trek through  films of any year, any genre and any quality.
The Summer Of Sharks continues and this episode continues with the threequel motif from the last episode. It's time to jump back into the waters of The Asylum's finest as Hayley and Darren get caught up in SHARKNADO 3: OH HELL NO!
Expect talk of stunt casting, ridiculous action set-pieces, fish-related character names and THAT ending, which led to a Twitter poll that one of your hosts participated in.
The HD Movie Podcast's music is not written and performed by Jedward. We've got someone even better than that - it's Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram. 
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram - because we do exist there - by searching for "HDMoviePodcast".
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
Oh Hell Yes!

Episode 65: SUMMER OF SHARKS 2 #1 - Jaws 3

Episode 65 of The HD Movie Podcast is here! Hayley Alice Roberts and Darren Gaskell continue to look at films of any year, any genre and any quality.
It's time for another SUMMER OF SHARKS! Over the next few episodes Hayley and Darren will be wading into dangerous waters as they discuss another batch of flicks featuring their favourite aquatic menace!
To open the second summer of shark-based shenanigans, it's threequel time as your hosts head off to Sea World for JAWS III! There's no Martin Brody but there's lots of things being poked into your face, 3-D version or not! Does this Scheider-free sequel have the necessary bite?
The HD Movie Podcast's music is written and performed by HD's own version of Calvin Bouchard - it's Mitch Bain: @whoelsebutmitch on Twitter, evertheoptimitch on Instagram. 
You can follow and contact the Podcast on Twitter and Instagram - because we do exist there - by searching for "HDMoviePodcast".
You can find the hosts on Twitter and Instagram too!
Hayley: @HayleyARoberts on Twitter, hayleyaliceroberts on Instagram
Darren: @darren_gaskell on Twitter, darren_gaskell on Instagram
GUVNOR!!!